Monday, December 05, 2005

Goodbye French Fry....

Today A horrificly devistating apocolyptic event took place, and has the nation morning the loss of billions of potatos. At approximatly 2 am this morning a booby trapped bowl of potato salad exploded with the force of approximatly 10 megatons setting off a massive spud chain reaction destroying the entire potato crop of Idaho and thus sending the state and approximatly 99.8% of its population into an endless abyss.
Surviver The Dark Child reports that "the state is nothing but a big crater, amazingly my family's house is the only one left standing, in fact we hardly felt a thing."
As you can see not much has changed since the explosion exept that the state is now several feet below sea level and no potatos have survived or mormons for that matter being more suseptable to climate and altitude changes than potatos.
"It is still the same desolate wasteland minus a few insignificant whelps...but who cares about them. They shouldn't have underestimated me.....I mean the awesome combustable properties of potato salad" stated the dark Child in her interveiw.

3 Comments:

Blogger Jamie Zeiders said...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
that was pretty funny

1:21 PM  
Blogger Coolness said...

That freaking ROCKS!!! Since there is nothing left here, I guess I should go to New York. What will I be planning then?


Mwhahahahahahahahahahaha.

None shall know, except for Hime. She can help me out.

5:12 PM  
Blogger shandarella said...

i hate when Idaho is nucked and i dont even notice its not like i live there

5:06 PM  

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