A Long Winded Joke to Brighten Your Day
Heard this one the other night, but as you will see i bent it to my own nefarious purposes....
I had a dream that I died the other night....which i did...but only a few times, and went up to heaven to see if i could crash that sweet lan party behind the pearly gates. So I go up to St. Peter and ask if I can go in, and he takes his big book out to see if I was invited. While he is flipping through the pages I see Ogre375 walking around and holding hands with a really ugly woman(with the covanant one can never really be sure on gender). So I ask St. Peter why Ogre375 was with that ugly creature, and he says, "well I guess Ogre375 really sucked at Halo 2 when he was down on earth so he has to walk around with that ugly beast for the rest of eternity. Then I see Spluge walking around with an even uglier covanent failed experiment, and I ask St. Peter why Spluge was walking around holding hands with that really ugly covanant creature. He told me that Spluge sucked even worse than Ogre375 at Halo 2 when he was back on Earth and was doomed to walk around with this horribly ugly creature for the rest of eternity. I replied with laughter of course knowing the truth behind that statement personally. Then I see lrzed walking with Claudia Schiffer and so I asked St. Peter what lrzed had done to deserve that, and he tells me " I guess Claudia Schiffer was the worst Halo 2 player of all time."
I had a dream that I died the other night....which i did...but only a few times, and went up to heaven to see if i could crash that sweet lan party behind the pearly gates. So I go up to St. Peter and ask if I can go in, and he takes his big book out to see if I was invited. While he is flipping through the pages I see Ogre375 walking around and holding hands with a really ugly woman(with the covanant one can never really be sure on gender). So I ask St. Peter why Ogre375 was with that ugly creature, and he says, "well I guess Ogre375 really sucked at Halo 2 when he was down on earth so he has to walk around with that ugly beast for the rest of eternity. Then I see Spluge walking around with an even uglier covanent failed experiment, and I ask St. Peter why Spluge was walking around holding hands with that really ugly covanant creature. He told me that Spluge sucked even worse than Ogre375 at Halo 2 when he was back on Earth and was doomed to walk around with this horribly ugly creature for the rest of eternity. I replied with laughter of course knowing the truth behind that statement personally. Then I see lrzed walking with Claudia Schiffer and so I asked St. Peter what lrzed had done to deserve that, and he tells me " I guess Claudia Schiffer was the worst Halo 2 player of all time."
posted by The Dark Messiah at 3:48 PM
3 Comments:
Who is Claudia Schiffer?? Black Jesus alter ego???? Is BJ really a super model??? hmmmm I'll have to search and search and look for more information.....
Phew. I thought you were going to say something mean about me in that joke. I thank you, young rapper.
I guess I didn't go far enough back into prehistory for you lrzed. I'll have to look for a t-rex supermodel or something....
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