Time Warp Malfunction

It appears the time warp button malfunctioned on the time machine when I was searching for a pretty lady with which I could insult lrzed. I therefore repaired the glitch in my Dalorian's flux- capacitor and made another attempt to find a supermodel prehistoric enough so that lrzed would get the joke and feel a significant increase of that stinging burn sensation called embarassment. I searched time a good long...well time, and found the perfect supermodel with with to insult lrzed. It seems Barney the Dinosaur had some beef with lrzed over a million year old grudge in which lrzed, with all his destructive powers tore Barney's older brother in half, and was more than willing to lend his name to the cause. It has been long known that lrzed had a celebrity crush on Barney, but due to the ancient incedent involving Barney's brother, he was never able to get with in 600 feet of Barney due to the restraining order. Here's some salt in the wound lrzed.