Justice Served

Thanks to the excellent reporting work of the Spudlauncher the monkey seen here attempting to assassinate the Mirth mobile is now in custody. He offered information on who ordered the hit in exchange for a lighter sentence and an undisclosed sum of bananas. He told authorities that it was indeed lrzed of the Coalition of Godzilla Fairies(CGF) who ordered the hit. The monkey also said that the Organization of Poo throwing monkeys was more than happy to accept the contract. lrzed was arrested in his tree and brought in on charges of attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, fluttering without a license, and using an unregistered wand. After a brief stuggle involving a low speed air chase, a pair of nylon stockings, and a bowl of New England Clam Chowder lrzed was finally captured and violently thrown in jail. Other Leaders of the CGF are refusing to comment of the situation. Fireflowers and The Dark Child are still under investigation, but only on possible charges of throwing a monkey into the wrench...or wrench at the monkey....or a wrench into the investigation....