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Yes thats right...no pictures...for some reason it won't load any up....so I'll just have to relay word for word a brief rendition of what is going to happen to the Spluge, Ogre375, and of course lrzed aka Godzilla, aka fairy, aka coldfirz during this weekend's Halo match....Once upon a time everyone killed you....the details are unnecessary....The End.

Time Warp Malfunction

It appears the time warp button malfunctioned on the time machine when I was searching for a pretty lady with which I could insult lrzed. I therefore repaired the glitch in my Dalorian's flux- capacitor and made another attempt to find a supermodel prehistoric enough so that lrzed would get the joke and feel a significant increase of that stinging burn sensation called embarassment. I searched time a good long...well time, and found the perfect supermodel with with to insult lrzed. It seems Barney the Dinosaur had some beef with lrzed over a million year old grudge in which lrzed, with all his destructive powers tore Barney's older brother in half, and was more than willing to lend his name to the cause. It has been long known that lrzed had a celebrity crush on Barney, but due to the ancient incedent involving Barney's brother, he was never able to get with in 600 feet of Barney due to the restraining order. Here's some salt in the wound lrzed.

A Long Winded Joke to Brighten Your Day

Heard this one the other night, but as you will see i bent it to my own nefarious purposes....

I had a dream that I died the other night....which i did...but only a few times, and went up to heaven to see if i could crash that sweet lan party behind the pearly gates. So I go up to St. Peter and ask if I can go in, and he takes his big book out to see if I was invited. While he is flipping through the pages I see Ogre375 walking around and holding hands with a really ugly woman(with the covanant one can never really be sure on gender). So I ask St. Peter why Ogre375 was with that ugly creature, and he says, "well I guess Ogre375 really sucked at Halo 2 when he was down on earth so he has to walk around with that ugly beast for the rest of eternity. Then I see Spluge walking around with an even uglier covanent failed experiment, and I ask St. Peter why Spluge was walking around holding hands with that really ugly covanant creature. He told me that Spluge sucked even worse than Ogre375 at Halo 2 when he was back on Earth and was doomed to walk around with this horribly ugly creature for the rest of eternity. I replied with laughter of course knowing the truth behind that statement personally. Then I see lrzed walking with Claudia Schiffer and so I asked St. Peter what lrzed had done to deserve that, and he tells me " I guess Claudia Schiffer was the worst Halo 2 player of all time."

The Freak Dies... Again

Crushing Defeat

Spluge threw a tantrum after
Kracker Faktory and Black Jesus
handed him a crushing defeat the
likes of which he had not seen since
the last time he played The Dark Child
and HIME...which was last week....
Roger came through with a solid game
filling his ogre diaper only once...
Good game Ladies!

You Shall Rue This Day!

The Return of
the Kracker Factory
and the Black Jesus
is Upon You....

Let the nightmares of Spluge begin!

(BlackJesus pictured above with shotgun ready for Spluge's face, Kracker Factory pictured below with the battle rifle, the bane of all her foes, especially Spluge.)

Dog Poo? Seriously this is getting out of hand!

Dark Alliance Intelligence (DAI) has reported that the poop mines that the Dark Messiah stepped in twice in two days were planted by Gojo Ryu operatives in attempts to slip up the great foe. Spluge, known ally of the Golo Ryu Clan and long time enemy of the Dark Alliance was questioned about the attacks, but only repeatedly responded by saying, "I Throw Poo!! HAHAHAHA" and clapping loudedly while jumping up and down. The Himster of the other Dark Alliance was questioned and reportedly responded with much laughter. Could this be a new line of chemical warfare? Are we all doomed to tolerate the stinky undersides of fashonable affordable footware? Was it Spluge or lrzed, or was it a group of angry monkeys? Is there a difference?

To Much to Handle?

It seems the Gojo Ryu have backed down Realizing the Amish Community is too much to handle with their pitch forks and cow launching technology(CLT)....The outcome of this dispute was unfortunatly rather anti-climactic....












The following picture is the reaction of lrzed after a unanimous vote was taken to back off the amish for fear of their newly developed CLT weaponry.

The Dark Messiah Gathers Support at the News of His and Kracker Factory's Imminent Return

Black Jesus has been traveling the world gathering support for the campaign against the not so mighty Spluge. As soon as the world found out he was a Bush supporter and a strong advocate for fox news the world was all too happy to support the dark alliances.











London supports The dark alliances even though their weather sucks.



Rome Supports the dark alliances and therefore the dark alliance also has the support of many ancient Roman Gladiators such as Maximus.









Rumors have surfaced that Spluge is raising an army therapists against the dark alliances. The army was however was located and made subject of much laughter and ridicule....(picture of Spluge's army below).




The Dark Alliance wishes to send the pitiful Spluge a loving message.....

Count on this being the last thing you see before we destroy you!

lrzed: The Karate Fairy Legacy

Once upon a time in a fairy world far far away there lived a little boy fairy named Lawrence. When he turned 42 he finally grew wary of his fairy ways and decided to strike out on his own. He eventually stumbled onto the vast dying city of Jamestown.


He also stumbled into the Bullfrog, and was then promptly thrown into the gutter for being a fairy.












There in the gutter he found a Happy Meal box. In this box of beautiful golden arches he found the McDonald's SuperInstantKarateMaster Kit. He trained for about 3 hours, and then proceeded to catch a bus to Hollywood.









Once there, he struck a movie deal, getting him not 1, but 3 full-length feature films.






















And he would have lived happily ever after like every other karate movie star had he not squandered his entire fortune on Strong Bad merchandise.

THE END!!
(after all this is a fairy tale- or is it?)