lrzed: The Karate Fairy Legacy
Once upon a time in a fairy world far far away there lived a little boy fairy named Lawrence. When he turned 42 he finally grew wary of his fairy ways and decided to strike out on his own. He eventually stumbled onto the vast dying city of Jamestown.
He also stumbled into the Bullfrog, and was then promptly thrown into the gutter for being a fairy.
There in the gutter he found a Happy Meal box. In this box of beautiful golden arches he found the McDonald's SuperInstantKarateMaster Kit. He trained for about 3 hours, and then proceeded to catch a bus to Hollywood.
Once there, he struck a movie deal, getting him not 1, but 3 full-length feature films.
And he would have lived happily ever after like every other karate movie star had he not squandered his entire fortune on Strong Bad merchandise.
THE END!!
(after all this is a fairy tale- or is it?)
(after all this is a fairy tale- or is it?)
posted by The Dark Messiah at 9:18 PM
4 Comments:
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ummm...that's kinda funny there JW. Where did ya get the pic of the frog? You might want to consider replacing his real name with uhh.. like lrzed. Anyways, rather amusing... Later Spluge
Love the Strongbad costume!
As for the KarateMasterKit, that thing's overrated. I think it was like made in China or something, and you have to collect all 4! :p
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