It's Friday Again

Monday- School and 4 hours of sleep. Whoever invented Mondays should be drug into the street and shot.

Tuesday- I work at my "horribly difficult" job in the music store.(haha)

Wednesday- Roughly the same as Monday with the exception of an extra hour of sleep .

Thursday- Darkness falls in the scramble to finsih out the week on top. More working at my "overly difficult" job in the music store.

Halo weekend has arrived.

Friday- Killing Spluge, and with any luck possibly watching The Real Ogre (thats right not Ogre375, but a far greater evil, a darkness that consumes all in its path and happens to be visiting the flat this weekend) destroy the Spluge. Also the possiblity of watching Ogre375 destroy Spluge as well. Well...it's best not to leave anyone out so everybody, it is hoped, will be seen destroying the Spluge.

Saturday- Same thing as Friday with any luck

Sunday- Originally God decides he likes what he did with that place and takes a nap which is pretty much the same thing I'm going to do.....and perhaps a little more Halo.

Justice Served

Thanks to the excellent reporting work of the Spudlauncher the monkey seen here attempting to assassinate the Mirth mobile is now in custody. He offered information on who ordered the hit in exchange for a lighter sentence and an undisclosed sum of bananas. He told authorities that it was indeed lrzed of the Coalition of Godzilla Fairies(CGF) who ordered the hit. The monkey also said that the Organization of Poo throwing monkeys was more than happy to accept the contract. lrzed was arrested in his tree and brought in on charges of attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder, fluttering without a license, and using an unregistered wand. After a brief stuggle involving a low speed air chase, a pair of nylon stockings, and a bowl of New England Clam Chowder lrzed was finally captured and violently thrown in jail. Other Leaders of the CGF are refusing to comment of the situation. Fireflowers and The Dark Child are still under investigation, but only on possible charges of throwing a monkey into the wrench...or wrench at the monkey....or a wrench into the investigation....

Will the Mirth Mobile Ever Mirth Again?

On the morning of Halloween at about 8:30 Am it became quite apparent that the Beloved Mirth Mobile had been sabotaged. The Mirth Mobile was flown via AAA emergency Transport Services to Watertown Goodyear were it was found that they were a bunch of rip off artists. The Mirth Mobile was then transported to another Emergency facility and diagnosed with minor yet time consuming and costly damage. Several suspects are being investigated in the assassination attempt on the Mirth Mobiles life and others are being questioned about possible involvement in the attempts on the car's life. The Mirth Mobile is said to be a happy-go-lucky kind of car with amazing gas milage, and no knows of any reason there might be as to why the Mirth Mobile may have enemies. Some conspiracy theorists speculate that SUV manufactures may be to blame due to jealousy over the Mirth Mobiles 40mpg fuel consumption rate. Other suspects include the Evil poo throwing monkeys, The Coalition of Godzilla Fairies(mainly their leader lrzed), Crows, WoodChucks, other small mammals, a deer or two, and of course Spluge. The Dark Child is also under suspicion, but it is more likely that she is just a red herring in the situation. The Mirth Mobile is schedualed for release from A Plus Auto repair around 5:30 this evening.