Erin's Gift(s)

This is me shopping for Erin's Birthday present......
Unfortunatly for Spluge....
There was an over-stock sale...and I didn't have to pick just one....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIN!!!!!!!

How unfortunate....

Little did lrzed know when he stepped on the army of THE HIMESTER(Click on picture for draumatic recreation) he aquired a small cut on his big toe....Thus the true evil of THE HIMESTER infected his tiny, then thought to be insignificant, wound. And he thus became.....

Kronos! The 2-D Warrior of Evil....
unfortunatly being 2-D he isn't much help to the dark allience due to the mathmatic impossiblity of him being able to see anything 3-D....

Unfortunatly for lrzed(aka Kronos) the sheep were able to exact their revenge on him for his past abuse and opression of them with their new side mounted, rocket propelled, largely flashy, not-as-powerful-as-they-look-but-still-powerful-enough-to-kill-you weapons of semi- mass destruction as well.
In other news, The Dark Child over-sees the publication of her first World Domination comic slated for mandatory purchase this christmas season.


Makes a great gift, whether you like it or not....

Goodbye French Fry....

Today A horrificly devistating apocolyptic event took place, and has the nation morning the loss of billions of potatos. At approximatly 2 am this morning a booby trapped bowl of potato salad exploded with the force of approximatly 10 megatons setting off a massive spud chain reaction destroying the entire potato crop of Idaho and thus sending the state and approximatly 99.8% of its population into an endless abyss.
Surviver The Dark Child reports that "the state is nothing but a big crater, amazingly my family's house is the only one left standing, in fact we hardly felt a thing."
As you can see not much has changed since the explosion exept that the state is now several feet below sea level and no potatos have survived or mormons for that matter being more suseptable to climate and altitude changes than potatos.
"It is still the same desolate wasteland minus a few insignificant whelps...but who cares about them. They shouldn't have underestimated me.....I mean the awesome combustable properties of potato salad" stated the dark Child in her interveiw.