CALL TO ARMS!!

ARISE MINIONS! GO FORTH AND DESTROY!!!

If you succeed in destroying humanity before dinner time you'll get a "Little Debbie snack cake for dessert.
Also,will minion 3764532 please report to management for ammunition inspection, and will minion
23453 please report to the parking lot... you left your headlights on.

NOW GO FORTH AND DESTROY FAITHFUL SERVANTS!!! SPARE NONE FROM YOUR WRATH!!!

Now this is some sweet guitar playing!

Click here for sweet sweet rendition of "Come Together".

Map of the Dark Child's Hidden Layer EXPOSED!!

This was delivered to my office earlier today courtesy of my associates and long time friends Robert Bigfoot and Lochness McCole. The authorities are not yet sure of The Dark Child's intentions behind this hidden city but by the looks of the map they can only surmise that she is strongly supported by the Republican Party. If this is the sign of the times we can only assume that an end to civilization as we know it may not be too far off.

The real Herman Li

Click here for Herman Li playing for real.

Herman Li is Cool!

Click here to see Herman Li.

Where has all the HALO gone?

Click here for sweet sweet trailer....

How to destroy the earth.

Possible?.....One can dream.

Click here for suggestions on how to completely destroy the world.

The Dark Messiah returns...

I'm Back.....and spluge and his two worshiping minions shall feel my wrath......